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I be a blunderbussier. There is nothing like blackpower and the great boom after it is fired.
To hear the dieing cry out in such pain.
Because you can shoot a great sorceror in the back!!!
And become a great warrior!
whats best in life.  Being a chaos dwarf woman .Only a chaos dwarf woman can give birth to chaos dwarfs men!!!!
Deathrocket Crewman.
malificant what good is being hung like a.... when you have short dwarf arms
But they are animals  not  bull centaurs with a mind of a man

Kera foehunter Wrote:
whats best in life.


Mongol General: "We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?"
Mongol Warrior: "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!"
Mongol General: "Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Mongol General: "That is good".

3rd edition renegades all the way baby!

Kera Foehunter wrote:
Who saved conan ass twice from death in the movie ?? a woman named Valeria. and conan thought that she was. What best in (His ) life

Kera foehunter Wrote:
Kera Foehunter wrote:
Who saved conan ass twice from death in the movie ?? a woman named Valeria. and conan thought that she was. What best in (His ) life


That may be the case, but the films were called "Conan: the whatever".  "Valeria: the pumped up bird who keeps saving Conan" would be a crap title for a movie!!

"What is best in life?"

"ME" sayeth any self adulating Chaos Dwarf!

Canix Wrote:
The pod hammer guys that did an article  on CD had made a hat you can see in pic ,very funny that could be the next golden hat competitionBig Grin



Lol, quite literally a hat that is golden lol ShockCheers!

wallacer Wrote:
I wonder if anyone's ever made a CD hat in real life? (he says with a certain sense of trepidation about what he might be unleashing)


Tallhat already has one he even sleeps with on or so our hobgoblins have told us. Thats how he got his "helmet hair". Happy

Tallhat Wrote:
So the rustling and bustling I hear in my closet from time to time isnt my imagination??!! GASP! Willmark! You have not heard the last of this! *Slaps Willmark with his hat*

- Tallhat



<Uhhhhnnn, rubs head>so that is what it feels like when a chimney falls on you...

well minty i thought a picture was worth a thousand  words
Kera- LMAO that was too funny!

Bill-117 Wrote:
Kera and Tall-hat, sittin' in a tree..
K - I - S - S - I - N - G.


But he only takes his hat off when he's........ well you know. (*smokey and the bandit reference*)

Bill-117 Wrote:
Like a blind duck in a minefield.


a duck isn't heavy enough to initiate a stable anti-personnel mine so would be quite safe. Wallacer wins IMO.

Ahem, yes you guys ahem.  I think that it's quite strange that everybody seems to think command models are easy. No one has voted for them! Ahem

If I condoned spam, which I dont, I would say something like:

Bill - A blind three legged sheep walking into a mine field would work.
Kera - When are you and tall hat getting web-married?

But I won't say it cos I'm not a spammer.
Huh what just happened? Someone get into a virtual slapfight?
I voted for Blunderbussier, because I really wouldn´t like to fight all those Nurgle Chaos Warriors, Perstigors and Skaven Hand-to-Hand. Although I personally have some experience in medieval sword fighting things, I would definetly go for a Blunderbuss/musket/X-bow or whatever puts me some dozends of feet away from rotting decay, rancid flatulence and itchy gore...

Artillery would have been my second choice, put they tend to be to much of a target.
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