And become a great warrior!
Mongol General: "We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?"
Mongol Warrior: "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!"
Mongol General: "Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Mongol General: "That is good".
3rd edition renegades all the way baby!
Who saved conan ass twice from death in the movie ?? a woman named Valeria. and conan thought that she was. What best in (His ) life
Who saved conan ass twice from death in the movie ?? a woman named Valeria. and conan thought that she was. What best in (His ) life
That may be the case, but the films were called "Conan: the whatever". "Valeria: the pumped up bird who keeps saving Conan" would be a crap title for a movie!!
"What is best in life?"
"ME" sayeth any self adulating Chaos Dwarf!
Lol, quite literally a hat that is golden lol 

Tallhat already has one he even sleeps with on or so our hobgoblins have told us. Thats how he got his "helmet hair". 
- Tallhat
<Uhhhhnnn, rubs head>so that is what it feels like when a chimney falls on you...

K - I - S - S - I - N - G.
But he only takes his hat off when he's........ well you know. (*smokey and the bandit reference*)
a duck isn't heavy enough to initiate a stable anti-personnel mine so would be quite safe. Wallacer wins IMO.
If I condoned spam, which I dont, I would say something like:
Bill - A blind three legged sheep walking into a mine field would work.
Kera - When are you and tall hat getting web-married?
But I won't say it cos I'm not a spammer.
Artillery would have been my second choice, put they tend to be to much of a target.