I can wobble around the dance floor while music is playing. It doesn't generally match the music very well. I have rhythm, I just can't use it to move my body at the right times.
Used to do Tap and Modern Jazz dance when i was a lot younger, and Ballet when i was younger still. My mum had showbiz aspirations she tried to force onto me. Didn't work really.
Other than those days gone by i can fail to bust-a-move with the best of 'em!
I am sorely tempted to post the youtube that does actually show me dancing, but I'm not sure I know any of you well enough...
I can slow dance, but who can't? I can do dancing to make people laugh (if they're the right people). I can (or at least used to be able to) break dance. I can also do any pre-choreographed dance...
I think this is a better (and most of us can do it too

) version:
Enjoy!
Photographic evidence that I can't dance
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/~serpen...liefs.html
I'm the guy in the kilt on the left - if you drop your cursor on me you will notice that I am not enjoying it at all.
Notice sexy five tassel sporran as opposed to wimpy Carl's two tassel job

I can stage-dance, which means I can join in a group of other people moving in a way to a rythm, I can also do lead, but only on stage in make-up, off stage I cannot dance at all
also, unlike the rest of you boozys, I don't drink, not enough money

I kinda learned some classical dance styles at age 16 but I really was never any good at it nor have I ever really enjoyed it.
Dancing can be good exercise for lazy slaves tho:
Algorithm March! 
Feck it, I'll join, but don't expect no freestyle nor make-up. This beard is colourful enough and covers enough skin to not need it
WAIT! Maybe CDs are break dancers... Those hats (although difficult to get onto) would make the spin-on-your-head move VERY easy

Like spinning a top

Yes, dance troupee number 1! zorn, most likely in an attempt to avoid people flogging it all over the internet for free...
Sojourn and Hashut's Blessing aren't big enough for a unit yet

I call count as standard bearer

zorn, you have to dance too to be in a dance troupe

So, alas you cannot be unless you change your ways

Besides, most of my dance experience is stage-work, which is what my degree is in. Thusly, I am excused

Pink shoes, maybe. Must have heels though

Make-up is unnecessary

Maybe a tutu... *wanders off muttering...*
Drink, singing, cavorting. All good to me

(MAKE him buy ALL the rounds. Expensive ones... send one over, please

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Mr. Xander, we need that duel with Captain Morgan soon

You may play the sitar. it will add some culture to my "dancing". We got any poles? lol...
Sojourn, what would be funny is if it were a dance-off
