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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsJMR 04-05-2012

@Thommy: There's another one just like you?!?

On topic: I question the legality of this proposal. Respect to the Hat!


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsThommy H 04-05-2012

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@Thommy: There's another one just like you?!?


Correct, but one is pretty.


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsAbecedar 04-05-2012

Don't want the kids jonjon but how much for the wife?

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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatscornixt 04-05-2012

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It's nice that you think my wife is so devious and malevolent that she'd actually plot to have me father a child against my will, but we really are of one mind on this issue. We're very similar people - a thought that I assume fills you all with terror.


You misunderstand; it's not her who is plotting against you, it is the universe due to your glee in not having any kids.


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsKera foehunter 04-05-2012

Odd  i found this on face book !
Oldman , lays around drinks too much and fart all the time.. complains  plays with little metal men
Will someone one please take him off my hands Real cheep  or trade for a beat up pick up


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsThommy H 04-05-2012

I don't want to get into it, but the odds of our chosen methods of contraception all failing at the same time are near enough 1 in a million. Unless we have sex a million times, the universe would have to work quite hard to surprise us.

We are quite serious about not wanting children.


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsstephanavich 04-05-2012

Thommy H Wrote:
I don't want to get into it, but the odds of our chosen methods of contraception all failing at the same time are near enough 1 in a million. Unless we have sex a million times, the universe would have to work quite hard to surprise us.


Just saying, but if you had sex a million times there'd be a ~63% chance of pregnancy!

I have to say that I am definitely not planning to have offspring any time soon. Although, as my mother used to say "Children are like farts. You can tolerate your own, but you can't stand other people's!" She is a very weird woman.

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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsKera foehunter 04-05-2012

Yea like she want you to beg for a million time tommy
every woman has a limit on whinning and begginng
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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsThommy H 04-05-2012

More to the point, it would mean making love every night for almost three millennia. And what 3,000-year-old has the energy to do it that much?


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsKera foehunter 04-05-2012

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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsZanko 04-06-2012

Is your boy housetrained and will he share his toys with another 6 years old boy?

Ahh and he must learn German, is it an impediment for him?

And we must talk about the shipping and the postage!


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsBaggronor 04-06-2012

JonJon, just think of when they're all grown up and useful. Or just grown up and living somewhere else Wink

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Unless we have sex a million times, the universe would have to work quite hard to surprise us.

Your methods of contraception are positively hazardous compared to mine. As a raving hermit who spends as much time as possible alone sculpting tiny little bearded men or drawing, there is actually 0% chance of me being lumbered with unwanted offspring. Ever.



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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsThommy H 04-06-2012

I'll give you the same advice I give all my single friends: just find the perfect person who shares all your beliefs and interests living five doors down from you, get them to go out with you, stay together for eight years and then get married. It worked for me, so I don't see what the problem is.


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsJonJon 04-06-2012

[quote=Abecedar]
Don't want the kids jonjon but how much for the wife

I am willing to do a one for one exchange ( equal value)


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MyBB  RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsJonJon 04-06-2012

Zanko Wrote:
Is your boy housetrained and will he share his toys with another 6 years old boy?

Ahh and he must learn German, is it an impediment for him?

And we must talk about the shipping and the postage!


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He does not speak german ,but he does speak American,which of course is an international language  loved and spoken by all


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsJonJon 04-06-2012

[quote=Kera foehunter]
Odd  i found this on face book !
Oldman , lays around drinks too much and fart all the time.. complains  plays with little metal men
Will someone one please take him off my hands Real cheep  or trade for a beat up pick up


Sign  Mrs Jon jon


I am willing to sell a Kera foehunter ,she is probably not housebroken but can be trained with the proper electric shock equipment,but hurry they don't hold there value


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsBaggronor 04-06-2012

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I'll give you the same advice I give all my single friends: just find the perfect person who shares all your beliefs and interests living five doors down from you, get them to go out with you, stay together for eight years and then get married. It worked for me, so I don't see what the problem is.

Ahhhh. Yeah, I got to the 'stay together for 8 years part' but then got dumped after 3 years instead. So that's what I did wrong.

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he does speak American,which of course is an international language  loved and spoken by all

No, that's English; American isn't a language Wink



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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsKera foehunter 04-06-2012

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One doesn't own a Kera foehunter !! nor will ever own one
The year of shrinks  and shock treatment have not effected me   nor have broken my Sprite
And this total package  is in prime shape  no damage  
Can go from 0 to total bitch in 1 . 5 seconds  this leaves mere mortal in the wave of a atomic bomb.

  Breaking the sprite of one man  right now !!  and yes planing to have lots of kids
then on to would domination
Happy


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsJonJon 04-06-2012

Kera foehunter Wrote:
Reply to selling one Kera foehunter
Happy

One doesn't own a Kera foehunter !! nor will ever own one
The year of shrinks  and shock treatment have not effected me   nor have broken my Sprite
And this total package  is in prime shape  no damage  
Can go from 0 to total bitch in 1 . 5 seconds  this leaves mere mortal in the wave of a atomic bomb.

  Breaking the sprite of one man  right now !!  and yes planing to have lots of kids
then on to would domination
Happy

Do not own but am willing to dart and capture,training up to buyer


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RE: will trade my 6 year old for bighatsJonJon 04-06-2012

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he does speak American,which of course is an international language  loved and spoken by all

No, that's English; American isn't a language Wink
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No it's a virus,resistance is futile


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