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The Passionate AxemanMadHatter 05-15-2014

At the Black Fortress Inn was great joy, song and dance,
they'd conquered through Hashut not luck or pure chance.
Bragging and drinking still armed with their axes,
one lone silent dwarf and the great Morrslieb waxes.

Cannons and rockets had boomed with a roar,
spreading fire and death through the High Elven core.
The elf's weak advance had stopped dead in it's track,
when their comrades laid burned - all twisted and black.

The lone silent dwarf, neither angry nor sad,
stared hungry at maidens, with thoughts that where bad.
He lashed out with arm to the maid that was near,
and slapped her quite hard (with a laugh) on her rear.

Her eyes burned with fire she claw'd and gave shout,
one black oily hand he doth pressed front her mouth.
The drunk frisky dwarf smell'd of sweat, coal and musks,
when she severed that hand with one bite of her tusks.

Bullcentaur guards dragged him swiftly in feet,
and he slammed like a toy into walls, stone and street.
They ate him for dinner, stew'ed dwarf-a'la-alan,
for the maid was the wife of the clans Dark Castellan.


- Chaos Dwarf folksong, first sung after the battle of Anurell's Tomb.


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RE: The Passionate AxemanAdmiral 05-15-2014

Haha, marvellous! That's Chaos Dwarf folk culture alright.

Compared to that folksong the stuff I made really were children songs, as is befitting for an intelligent race with centuries of life and slow maturing periods. But I keep it simple. Wink

Very good! Pull another one if you like, sir. Cheers!


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RE: The Passionate AxemanMadHatter 05-15-2014

Admiral Wrote:
Haha, marvellous! That's Chaos Dwarf folk culture alright.

Compared to that folksong the stuff I made really were children songs, as is befitting for an intelligent race with centuries of life and slow maturing periods. But I keep it simple. Wink

Very good! Pull another one if you like, sir. Cheers!


Glad you liked it! I love your stuff and the rhyme-project you've kicked off here, I'll be reading Might's Right to my twins tomorrow night at bedtime Happy with propaganda we'll tame the next generation Chaos Dwarfs!


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RE: The Passionate AxemanAbecedar 05-16-2014

Well done sir, Well Done I say.


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RE: The Passionate AxemanBloodbeard 05-16-2014

Nice rhyming. Great little song. CDO is drowing in Dawi Zharr poetry - I love it.


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RE: The Passionate AxemanRoark 05-16-2014

Very witty and rousing. Awesome.

Due credit given to Hashut too. Very important.


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RE: The Passionate AxemanMadHatter 05-16-2014

Takes Hat off


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