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On bronze plates in Tower of Gorgoth did Prophet Nazharrbul engrave,
how he personally led campaign for fifty thousand and one slave.
Hell deep mines of Azgorh the volcano for new slave labour ever crave,
Prophet marched off with sharp axes from the Tower shrine's dark nave.
Trains then trundled south and taught the ghouls of Vorag to behave,
when the taskmaster with whip and knife deep lashes to them gave.
Hashut gave then Prophet vision of the skull road he must pave,
otherwise his masked army would not starvation off stave.
In a frenzied bloody sacred trance Nazharrbul incoherently did rave,
he discovered hidden rat pit in abandoned dwarf enclave.
Midst Ash Ridge Mountains' olden mines we did not single rat life save,
for we never tricky Skaven their foulest disease forgave.
Heading north Nazharrbul then warned heinously that he would shave,
if his warriors could not break into Mount Grey Hag to enslave.
Smashing open flimsy gates our men then entered stinking cave,
where the goblin tribes converged to crash against us in a wave.
Battle chaos turned when boss Igraz charged Prophet with a glaive,
but was by Hashut's power flayed and scorched into the grave.
This fine torture sent the weak goblins to rout not very brave,
left us in the cave to shackle fifty thousand and one knave.
- Chaos Dwarf children rhyme song
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