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Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orcAdmiral 05-26-2014

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah one.

Nick a spade an' dig a pit,
give dat pit a pointy stick,
shove an orc into da pit,
an' then dere's seven more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah two.

Nick a bow an' sneaky spot,
bait wiv korpsez dat'z still hot,
wait fer orc an' get 'im shot,
an' then dere is six more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah three.

Nick a chucka wiv a spear,
stick da orcses dat appear,
at barbeque you eat da ear,
an' then dere is five more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah four.

Nick a pole an' dig a hole,
bait wiv ratses and ol' sole,
zee boar throw orc on da pole,
an' then dere is four more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah five.

Nick a blade an' hide in loo,
when da orc make numbah two,
get dat blade an' drive 'im through,
an' then dere is three more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah six.

Nick his choppa in da night,
orc get smashy, start a fight,
stick 'im in 'is back alright,
an' then dere's two more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah seven.

Nick a spear an' wolfy dog,
'unt orc right down inna bog,
stick 'im kornered like a hog,
an' then dere's one more.

Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah eight.

Nick a knife an' hide in hay,
when boy look da uvver way,
stick 'im hard an' startta flay,
an' then dere iz eight more!

- Hobgoblin camp song


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RE: Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orcMadHatter 05-26-2014

I must say, this is your best work so far, love it!


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RE: Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orcBloodbeard 05-26-2014

Yup! Brilliant. And this was easy to find a rythm to.


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RE: Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orcAdmiral 05-26-2014

MadHatter Wrote:
I must say, this is your best work so far, love it!


Thanks, but sorry, it isn't really! The reason is because the whole structure was stolen right out of Lord of the Clans, whereas everything else I did was rhythmed from the ground up.

So I can't really claim it be fully my own work. Kudos to Blizzard. Takes Hat off


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RE: Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orcFuggit Khan 05-27-2014

This is hands down my favorite song so far...I've been patiently waiting for a Hobbo song, the fact that it's a camp song makes it all the better.
Don't ask me why, but the first time I read the lyrics, for some odd reason that makes no sense to me, I sung it in my head to the music of the South Park Russel Crowe song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvu0Bm2kQFc

Somehow it just works Cheers!


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RE: Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orcAdmiral 05-28-2014

@Bloodbeard: Thank you! Half the work was already done by Blizzard, though. I only had to make up suitable rhymes and lower the grammar.

@Fuggit Khan: Thank you! Haha, I can see why that melody should work. How about jumping on the bandwagon and deliver a Hobgobbo song of your own? The more authors of porridge poetry, the more styles, the merrier! Happy


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