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Stunty tusksAdmiral 05-29-2014

Stunty tusks

Stunty tusks,
got scaly husks,
eat with mask,
a hardy task,
the gut-bad fat,
stuff in their hat,
home big hill,
hard to kill.

Stunty tusks,
got scaly husks,
got green slave,
do not shave,
a-smithing hard,
they got odd lard,
beasts of steel,
turning wheel.

Stunty tusks,
got scaly husks,
get your pay,
do as they say,
follow law,
or eat them raw,
big boom guns,
Gnoblar runs.

- Ogre nursery rhyme


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RE: Stunty tusksMadHatter 05-29-2014

"Got green slave, do not shave" had me spit my coffe Happy this section needs warninglabels hahaha


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RE: Stunty tusksAdmiral 05-29-2014

MadHatter Wrote:
"Got green slave, do not shave" had me spit my coffe Happy this section needs warninglabels hahaha


Haha, thanks! Don't drink and read simultaneously. It can have unexpected consequences. Cheers!


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RE: Stunty tusksAdmiral 06-27-2014

Okey, I gave Audacity one more try. Is the audio here decent or should it die in a car fire? Happy

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Be ruthless in your judgement of it. I'm critical myself.


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Chaos Dwarf Writings: Fables. Songs. Sayings. Quotes. Monumental Inscriptions. Religious Texts.
There's fourteen ways to skin a dwarf. Path to Glory: Chaos Dwarf Warband Rules.

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RE: Stunty tusksAdmiral 06-27-2014

Yes, it's utter rubbish! Fun to make, but I think I'll leave the singing to those not sounding like a hoarse donkey with a crocodile biting on their left back leg. Big Grin

Yeah, there was a kind of whistling sound in the background. Think of it as a Gnoblar whistling.


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And thus there was Chaos. And Squats. Hobby Group Auxillia Work. On Dark Tides. Miscellaneous Commercial Sculpts. Flayman Tutorial.
Chaos Dwarf Writings: Fables. Songs. Sayings. Quotes. Monumental Inscriptions. Religious Texts.
There's fourteen ways to skin a dwarf. Path to Glory: Chaos Dwarf Warband Rules.

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