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The Twelve Days of HashutmasDînadan 12-22-2014

On the First Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
A Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Second Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Third Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Fourth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Fifth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Sixth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Seventh Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Eighth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,
Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Ninth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,
Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,
Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Tenth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Ten Daemons bound,
Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,
Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,
Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Elventh Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Eleven Elves prancing,
Ten Daemons bound,
Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,
Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,
Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Twelfth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
Twelve Dragons-a-sleeping,
Eleven Elves prancing,
Ten Daemons bound,
Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,
Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,
Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,
Six Slayers-a-slaying,
Five Magic Rings!
Four Shouting Orcs,
Three Bretonian Knights,
Two Demigryphs,
And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.


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12-22-2014 03:37 PM
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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasMivrash Faz 12-22-2014

Eleven elves prancingCheers! Good one.

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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasAdmiral 12-22-2014

Haha, nice! It reminds me of Blizzard's Starcraft variant. Happy


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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasDînadan 12-22-2014

@ Mivrash Faz: well that is all they're good for ;p

@ Admiral: never heard it lol


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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasMadHatter 12-22-2014

Merry Hashutmas Takes Hat off


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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasDînadan 12-22-2014

MadHatter Wrote:
Merry Hashutmas Takes Hat off

And don't forget the day after Hashutmas Day - Flogging Day!; the day when you flog all those slaves that did subpar work on Hashutmas Day Wink


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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasDînadan 12-24-2015

Giving a bump 'cause it's that time of year again Wink


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RE: The Twelve Days of HashutmasAbecedar 12-25-2015

On the Twelfth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me...
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Eight dwarfs-a-whinging,
Seven Skaven-a-squeaking,
Six Slayers-a-sobbing,
Five Magic Beers!
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Three Knights saying "NI",

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