Post Reply  Post Thread 
The Orc and the Chaos Dwarf, by Uhr-Kulmbizharr
Author MessageThe Orc and the Chaos Dwarf, by Uhr-Kulmbizharr
Admiral
Auxilliary Moderator
*****


Posts: 6,396 - May 2011
Group: Hashut's Admin
Market Rep: 8
Slaves: 486
Scribe's Contest - Bronze x3 Best Attitude - 2014 Best Contributor - 2014 Major Prize Sponsor Golden Hat - Bronze Scribe's Contest Veteran Scribe's Contest Silver Hellsmith - Gold Dark Apostle - Silver Best Attitude - 2015 Best Overall Member - 2015 Best Contributor - 2015 Artisan's Contest - Silver Best Overall Member - 2016 Best Contributor - 2016 Artisan's Contest - Gold                               
Post: #1
The Orc and the Chaos Dwarf, by Uhr-KulmbizharrAdmiral 01-27-2015

The Orc and the Chaos Dwarf, by Uhr-Kulmbizharr

Once upon a time, there was a Chaos Dwarf and an Orc who competed with each other over who could build the best idol for their respective god. On the one hand, the Chaos Dwarf chiseled and hammered and polished and carved day and night, in order to erect a statuary image of Hashut in hard stone. On the other hand, the Orc ate and drank and slept and soiled himself day and night, in order to build a stinking effigy of Gork out of his own worm-infested dung.

One day, the heavens let loose all rain, and a flash flood hit the two idols. On the one hand, the Chaos Dwarf's well-wrought stone idol withstood the waters and shielded him from their fury. On the other hand, the Orc's dung effigy was flushed away by the waters and toppled over the Orc, drowning him in his own droppings. For such is the fate of those who would craft objects shoddily and out of feeble materials.

- The Orc and the Chaos Dwarf, by Daemonsmith Uhr-Kulmbizharr the Blind, the renowned Chaos Dwarf author of fable stories during the foundation of Zharr-Naggrund


News on CDO: Artisan's Contest XXV - Voting Deadline 13th of September ...  Admiralty Miniatures Blogshop

And thus there was Chaos. And Squats. Hobby Group Auxillia Work. On Dark Tides. Miscellaneous Commercial Sculpts. Flayman Tutorial.
Chaos Dwarf Writings: Fables. Songs. Sayings. Quotes. Monumental Inscriptions. Religious Texts.
There's fourteen ways to skin a dwarf. Path to Glory: Chaos Dwarf Warband Rules.

This post was last modified: 01-27-2015 11:57 AM by Admiral.

01-27-2015 11:56 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply  Post Thread 


View a Printable Version
Send this Thread to a Friend
Subscribe to this Thread | Add Thread to Favorites

Forum Jump: