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What Shall We Do With a Captured Slayer?Dînadan 01-31-2020

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Tie him to the Treadmill, then you flog him,
Tie him to the Treadmill, then you flog him,
Tie him to the Treadmill, then you flog him,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Keel haul him till he's raw all over,
Keel haul him till he’s raw all over,
Keel haul him till he’s raw all over,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Shave his chin with a rusty razor,
Shave his chin with a rusty razor,
Shave his chin with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Beat 'im o'r wi' a cat-o-nine-tails,
Beat 'im o'r wi' a cat-o-nine-tails,
Beat 'im o'r wi' a cat-o-nine-tails,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Give 'im a lash of the cat that bit him,
Give 'im a lash of the cat that bit him,
Give 'im a lash of the cat that bit him,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it,
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it,
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Put him in bed with the Sorcerer’s daughter,
Put him in bed with the Sorcerer’s daughter,
Put him in bed with the Sorcerer’s daughter,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Hit him on the head with a drunken ogre,
Hit him on the head with a drunken ogre,
Hit him on the head with a drunken ogre,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Put him in the back of a goblin wagon,
Put him in the back of a goblin wagon,
Put him in the back of a goblin wagon,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

Take him to the pit and get him slaughtered,
Take him to the pit and get him slaughtered,
Take him to the pit and get him slaughtered,
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
What shall we do with a Captured Slayer?
Early in the morning.

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01-31-2020 04:44 AM
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RE: What Shall We Do With a Captured Slayer?Abecedar 01-31-2020

Some more ideas for my collection


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RE: What Shall We Do With a Captured Slayer?Admiral 02-01-2020

Haha, nice one Dînadan! It has more than just a flair of Abecedar's grisly work to it, as well. Happy


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RE: What Shall We Do With a Captured Slayer?Dînadan 02-01-2020

Thanks, although a lot of it actually comes from a public domain shanty, I just subbed in a couple of things to Warhammerise it (and the rust razors were not one of them!)


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